At madhowz our aim is to make people laugh, guffaw and hee-haw so we have designed some tshirts to introduce you to huge dollops of madness as you meander around in one of our madhowz tees.
Try strutting your stuff on the pontoon with ‘hot yachtie totty’ emblazoned across your chest while bad boyz look really bad with ‘spicy spunky seaman’ paraded across their pecs! Use our quirky statement tees to tell the whole world who you really are - perhaps you are ‘insane in the sea’, merely want to flaunt the fact that you are ‘boozy, woozy, floozy, choosy’ or tell your mates you are ‘moronic, bombastic, paralytic, sarcastic’.
If you want something iconic then maybe you would prefer to show off in one of our Marilyn Monroe or Citroen ‘H’ van tees.
Now the serious bit …be happy, be very happy in the knowledge that madhowz tshirts are deliberately not mass produced and deliberately not aimed at the cheap end of the market where low prices are a direct consequence of outrageously outdated sweatshops. So be even more happy knowing our madhowz tshirts have been created in a sweatshop free environment which promotes ethical working conditions.
Designed, hand printed and madly finished by spinach eating fruitcakes in the UK.
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Madhowz
6 Bridge Street
Kelso
Scottish Borders
TD5 7JD
Madhowz is a trading name of
Profile Design Consultants Limited